John Flansburgh quotes:

I wrote a thirty-second song that I couldn't finish for a year.

Worlds going to hell anyway, have a good time.

Look, up in the sky! It's the sky!

In an interview John [Linnell] said, 'At a certain point you just get tired of the way the other person breathes,' and I took that pretty hard because I, personally, am infatuated with the way John breathes.

It's hard to tell a shallow person that they should care more about the feelings of the awkward and the alienated.

Have you heard Alanis Morisette trying to play the harmonica? She doesn't know how to play the harmonica. Well guess what, Alanis, I INVENTED the 'don't-know-how-to-play-harmonica-harmonica-solo.'

That's what I call 'Guiliani Time', my friends. 'We've got a problem. Let's kill it.'