John Bartlett quotes:

Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next edition. 'Mother was right.' Author: Mrs. Bartlett, world-renowned nag. Year: 1859. Attribution: A short play entitled Every Goddamn Weekend!

Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'

An antique is anything old with class.

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

To resist him that is set in authority is evil

Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.