Jodie Marsh quotes:

For so long I hid behind the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Now I feel like I've done it, I've done what I set out to achieve, now I can just go back to being me.

The worst person to be in the celebrity Big Brother house with would be Peter Andre - cos I hate his Missus.

Most men - not just the men in Brentwood - are scared of powerful women with brains. There's something in a man that makes him want to have power over a woman - whether it's in the bedroom or because they earn more money. It boosts their egos.

I am only known for my boobs and tats.

Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

Is an egg a vegetable?

When I wear a really nice and classy dress out, the papers never print it.