Jeremy Lloyd quotes:

Friends often tell me how much their grandchildren enjoy 'Are You Being Served?' It doesn't matter that they were not even born when it was broadcast, or that they belong to a very different world.

My first failure was to be born a child not wanted by his father or mother, as they parted shortly after I was born.

As a result of my life on the road and the increasing number of rainy afternoons in cinemas, I began to get the idea that I might write a film.