Jason Hawes quotes:

We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.