Jake Bible quotes:

But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.

A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person's strength

Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.