Jack Cafferty quotes:

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

I would guess it didn't exactly represent a profile in courage for the vice president to wander over there to the F-word network for a sit down with Brit Hume. I mean, that's a little like Bonnie interviewing Clyde, ain't it?

It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.

What a welcome change to feel like someone is running the country instead of running it into the ground. President Obama has done more in eight weeks than George W. Bush did in eight years -- unless you include starting a couple of wars.

I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me.