Irwin Corey quotes:

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.