Ion Tiriac quotes:

I have a Lamborghini Diablo. I have Mercedes 600, a 500, a 300, a 190. I have a Ferrari Testarossa, a Porsche speedster.

I have every single Ferrari that came out. I have all the Mercedes they came out with, all the Jaguars they came out with, all the Porsches they came out with.

I have 18 cars, but I never had a Rolls-Royce.

I am not Shakespeare or Hemingway, but I have written stories on tennis that were brilliant.

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread.

I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.

I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.

Some players get over-dependable on their coaches.