Herb Gardner quotes:

Treat God like a dangerous loony - keep him calm and stay on his good side.

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go by and none of them belong to you.