Helen Nielsen quotes:

All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.

There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.

Silence can be the worst ridicule.

Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.

A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.

I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.

It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.

Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.

Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.

there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.