Harry Gordon Johnson quotes:

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.

Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science.

Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak very well for the accuracy of the fans' throwing.