Harry Anderson quotes:

I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.

The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.

But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

I'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does.

There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy.

Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.

Is now the time to legalize prostitution?

Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.