Harold Ballard quotes:

Why should I put a bunch of Cadillacs on the ice, when I can sell out with a bunch of volkswagens

Anyone who thinks that God wins or loses games has to have an awfully weak mind.

If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap?

I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

I'll propose anything where I can make a buck.

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.