Glenn Healy quotes:

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

After returning from his stint in the minors made reference to the movie Slapshot with: I'm happy to be back. It was never my aspiration as a kid to play in the Federal league.