Franklin Pierce Adams quotes:

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Too much truth is uncouth.

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.