Fatboy Slim quotes:

A good DJ is always looking at the crowd, seeing what they're like, seeing whether it's working; communicating with them. Smiling at them. And a bad DJ is always looking down at what they're doing all the time and just doing their thing that they practiced in their bedroom

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

I think English people were a lot better at breakdancing than they were at making records.

I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.

I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them.

Until House came along I don't think the English made very good dance records, you know, there were very few really good English Rap records, whereas once House came along all of a sudden we started and now I think we probably lead the world, and have overtaken America in dance music.

I make music for the hips, not the head.

Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.

In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.