Evan Sayet quotes:

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the business of being an adult. But he is dangerous and destructive, with the True Believer's very purpose being the total destruction of everything that God and science-most obviously Western Civilization-has ever created. ...The Modern Liberal will invariably and, in fact, inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.

Justice demands that the good and hard-working be rewarded and the evil and the lazy be punished (if only by the withholding of the rewards of doing the right things). Modern Liberalism demands that the good and hardworking be punished as the recipients of an unfair advantage and the evil and the lazy be rewarded, their acts of evil and their failure all the proof the Modern Liberal needs that somehow they have been victimized by forces out of their control.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.