Dan Gutman quotes:

If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.

Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.

They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.

A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.