Cyrus Broacha quotes:

That is how our marriage is working so well. My secret of happiness is keeping my contact to the minimum.

At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving people a good time. I am enjoying the ride.

I was named after the great emperor Cyrus as my father, Farokh Broacha, was a great admirer of the Persian emperor. Continuing the tradition, I have named my son after Mikhail Gorbachev, someone whom I admire. He gave his people freedom.

Popular and good and bad is not the same thing.

As a test cricket lover, and as a cricket lover, I like all forms of the game.

I lift quite heavy weights, but unfortunately no one believes me.

I have no idea how women manage their hair. Seriously.

Amongst Indian celebrities, Shah Rukh is a great one to interview. He's a brilliant T.V. anchor, a people person, and enjoys talking.

As much I can stay away from people, I remain happy.

Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every night, I'd go to the recreation room and watch cricket with two old men.

We South Asians have sycophancy in our genes!

Bollywood is a strange world.

My mother thinks I'm a national treasure. She's the only one who thinks my Golden Kela award is the greatest gift ever.

There's little money in theatre.

The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.

I have the right credentials to be nominated to the Rajya Sabha.

Unless you are wealthy, you cannot afford to act or direct one play and remain unemployed the rest of the time.

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.