Charlie Flynn quotes:

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!