Carrie Harris quotes:

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?

Jonah squealed, jumping up and down and shaking his pom-poms. His skirt swished around his scrawny yellow knees."Jonah, can I give you a piece of sisterly advice?""Yeah.""If you ever want to lose your virginity, don't do that again. Ever."

That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign.