Bud Abbott quotes:

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?