Brandon T. Jackson quotes:

I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, all day.

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

I've always been funny. I look back in the day, when I would take the mic from my dad in church and just start goin', at age six, the first time I did it. I think 14 was when I knew I wanted to do it and promote my own comedy shows at the church. Then, everyone would come.

When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

I do feel that whatever happens, it's important to work with great people and do something great. That's how I feel.

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. To see what women have got to go through in the morning, it's more of a respect factor.

I really have a love for comedy. I can't express it enough.