Bradley Denton quotes:

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

A belief in the purposeful complexity of Fate is always more comforting than random, straightforward facts. This may be why Mother preferred to believe in Atlantis and UFOs rather than in virtually everything else.

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it's the only thing you've got.

Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.