Bob Schneider quotes:

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And when you're really young, and you play music for people, people get really excited, so you get this inner sense that you are good at it, even though I've always been really not good at it.