Bill Copeland quotes:

How strange to use 'You only live once' as an excuse to throw it away.

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

After all is said and done, sit down.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.