Benson Bruno quotes:

I'm writing my next book under a pseudonym. It will be Mark Twain's best young adult romance."

I invited some friends over for a barbeque and made grilled cheese sandwiches. When they complained that the sandwiches were charred and inedible, I said "That's pure carbon right there. That's what we are," and with that simple statement I recruited seven more members to the Human Rights Are Toast Organization."

I invited some friends over for a barbeque and made grilled cheese sandwiches. When they complained that the sandwiches were charred and inedible, I said That's pure carbon right there. That's what we are, and with that simple statement I recruited seven more members to the Human Rights Are Toast Organization.

I want to be a man of mountaintops: to scale the heights, achieve a sublime transcendence, and breathe in the thin air. Transcendence requires suffocation.