Benjamin R. Smith quotes:

Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

After a good roll in the hay, when he's all peaceful and serene and he hasn't a worry or a care in the world, and the euphoric calm of release is drifting through his cerebrum, that's when you broadside him with the cold cruel fact that his life as he knows it is over!

I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god...What fools these mortals be.