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  • But aside from a few migraines, you can't possibly imagine any OBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT merging CONSUME your thoughts with EMBRACE YOUR CULLING experimental technology CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER from an STAY ASLEEP extremely powerful DIE corporation, wait what?"

  • Bring me a horse and I am yours forever

  • Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and day out!

  • I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

  • An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.

  • There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon.A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.

  • You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.

  • I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK.

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