Alex Bosworth quotes:

Henry Ford is quoted as saying. "History is more or less bunk." Now, if he never spoke those words, doesn't that just prove he was right when he didn't say them?

My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.