Alec Sulkin quotes:
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Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
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Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
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There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
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When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
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If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
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His lie ability is an asset
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The internet makes everything not enough.
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Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
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It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
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You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
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It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.