Alexis Quotes in The Dark Knight: Knightfall - Part Two (2014)

Alexis: I'm starting to think that it's not a coincidence that he was attacked after he gave up the suit. Something's fishy here, guys.

Tracy: What is that? Is that a script?

Mia: It's a play.

Alexis: A play? You better give us all roles!

Mia: Actually, it's a one-woman-show, so I can't...

Tracy: [after Sebastian honks car horn outside Mia's apartment] Is that gonna happen every time?

Mia: [smiling] I think so.

Dax: Hey Alexis. You having a good time?

Alexis: No, I'm leaving.

Kirby: [Kirby walks in on Thomas and Alexis making out] Oh my god, Thomas.

Thomas: Kirby!

Kirby: Fuck off!

[She runs off, Thomas follows her]

Alexis: Thomas, what the fuck? Asshole.

Thomas: My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.

Costa: Dude come on.

[Thomas stands on a chair]

Costa: Dude what the fuck are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!

Thomas: Hey listen up!

Alexis: Yeah, Thomas! Woow!

[Crowd cheers]

Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.

Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.

Alexis: She's my roommate.

Tank: I bet she gives great head.

Colin: You look so beautiful when you sleep. When I was in prison, I thought a lot about you

Alexis: Colin, I tried to wait

Colin: No, you didn't

Fernando: Everyone's rotten. The world is run by crooks. Look at our despicable President: "A decision that will benefit all Colombians!" Ha.

Alexis: If you want, I'll shoot him. I mean it.

Fernando: That's just a waste of bullets.

Fernando: Where to?

Alexis: New York?

Fernando: No! Its full of Colombians.

Alexis: Miami?

Fernando: It's full of Cubans.

Alexis: France?

Fernando: France is full of shit. They have problems with everybody.

Alexis: Tell me something. Do you also like women?

Fernando: Depends...

Alexis: Depends on what?

Fernando: If they have little brothers. When they have cute little brothers I do. Otherwise, no.

Alexis: Get a room!

Sean: Get away!

Alexis: We may not have windows, but we do have the best view on Sunset Strip. Twenty bucks.

Ali Rose: What is this place... a strip club?

Alexis: Strip club? Honey, I should wash your mouth out with Jägermeister. The only Pole you'll find in there is Natasha, the short girl.

Alexis: You know, it's funny how a person just by living can damage another person beyond repair.

Conor Ludlow: [after kissing] Alexis?

Alexis: Yes?

Conor Ludlow: Tomorrow's gonna be awkward.

Alexis: Probably.

Alexis: [visiting Molly in the hospital, Alexis pulls out a Bible] Molly, have you been saved?

Molly Hartley: Well, they said they caught the tumor pretty early...

Alexis: [to Molly, about the kids at lunch] Don't worry. They're not laughing at you. People make fun of me because I'm on a scholarship, not that it's any of their business. And some people are offended because I have a close personal relationship with Jesus. It's doesn't bother me.

Molly Hartley: [in the hospital] How did you know I was here?

Alexis: Everyone at Huntington knows everything. No secrets. You're big news. But don't worry about it.

Alexis: Have you been baptized?

Molly Hartley: My parents don't believe in that sort of thing.

Alexis: Well, what about you? This is your life, your journey. What do you believe?

[Molly is real quiet]

Alexis: I'm just worried about you, that's all.

Alexis: [to Molly] I pray for you every night.

Alexis: You're a good person, Molly. Let me help you.

Alexis: That's a good girl...!

Alexis: Phaedra... please, help me... let me go.

Phaedra: I can't.

Alexis: I don't call you "mother," do I?

Phaedra: If you do, I'll kill you.

Phaedra: Didn't your father teach you *any* Greek?

Alexis: No. Mother wouldn't let him. She thinks all Greeks are savages.

Alexis: [to Ercy] Little cousin, you don't own me. Why does everybody think they own me? *Nobody* owns me!

Alexis: Did you remember to bring a camera?

David: I don't know. Did I?

Alexis: I don't think so.

David: You're right, I didn't.

Alexis: Poor Marco.

David: Poor bimbo.

David: Seven years in a COFFIN with YOU!

Alexis: Coffin?

David: Coffin.

Alexis: Are you sure you want to say that?

David: I was sure the day I married you.

Alexis: Do you think we'll make it?

David: I certainly hope so.

Alexis: [Aunt Fran pulls up to the hotel in a hearse] For crying loud out!

Alexis: No time make love!

Janet Burke: Alexis, do you think I'd make a good celestial companion?

Alexis: Darling, I think you'd be wonderful!

Janet Burke: And we'd love each other through all eternity?

Alexis: Oh, even longer!

Bradley: He's dead ok, he's fucking dead. I'm gonna prove it.

Alexis: Oh yeah and how are you gonna do that?

Bradley: I'm gonna dig the fucker up.

Alexis: It's too late, he's already here

[kneeling beside Khali's dead body]

Justine: It wasn't Darren Mullet, just phone an ambulance

Alexis: But it was him

Justine: No it wasn't Alex, he's dead.

Alexis: I know that just, but he's standing right behind you.

Alexis: What's the matter Mullet, having trouble breathing are we?

[pushes Mullet backwards]

Justine: Alex, let's get out of here.

Alexis: Not so hard now, are you?

Alexis: [to Justine] So a few of us are going to Bradly's later for a party and...

Helena: Um inappropriate she's coming over to my house to watch "atonement" tonight

Alexis: You can do that tomorrow night or never

Alexis: It wasn't all lies you know, the things I said to you... it wasn't all lies.

Justine: [they kiss] I know.

Alexis: I try not to get involved in Bradly's shit but you know what he's like, the other night with the chainsaw... already on the web.

Justine: I dont want anyone to see that

Alexis: how'd you think I feel im screaming like a girl

Justine: yeah where was my knight in shining armour

Alexis: yeah ok it wasn't exactly mu finest hour but if it happened for real i'll protect you... I promise.

Alexis: Love not only comes, it goes. Comes and goes. Comes...

Laura Ridgeway: Yes, I know... like your accent.