Albert (God) Quotes in Shooting God (2005)

Stewart: I always wondered what religion God preferred.

Albert (God): I don't really prefer any religion. I guess you could say I'm kind of an atheist.

Stewart: Now, how can God be an atheist?

Albert (God): I don't believe in a power greater than myself. That makes me an atheist.

Albert (God): What do you want to know about me?

Stewart: Oh! Jesus, you scared me.

Albert (God): I'm a lot taller than Jesus was, but I can understand why you confused me for him. It's happened before.