Alameda Slim Quotes in Home on the Range (2004)

Alameda Slim: It ain't over 'til the fat man sings!

Willie Brother #1: Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'?

Alameda Slim: [anger steadily rising] My "singin'"? Birds *sing.* Saloon girls *sing.* Little bitty snot nosed children *sing.* I yodel, and yodelin'... is an *art!*

Alameda Slim: Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me!

Alameda Slim: Okay, boys, let's go over this one more time. Who am I?

Willie Brother #1: Uncle Slim?

Alameda Slim: Correct! Now, I put on this hat, and then I put on these spectacles...

Willie Brother #1: Ahh! Who are you?

Willie Brother #2: What have you done with Uncle Slim?

Alameda Slim: Arrgghh! It's still me! Can't you dumb sack of hammers get it right?

Alameda Slim: Um, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice piece of property from my view?

Willie Brother #1: Yeah? This is my comfy place.

Alameda Slim: And judging from the notches on the ears, I'd say this is the last of Big Mike Donald's herd.

Willie Brother #1: Big Mike Donald had a farm?

The Willie Brothers: Ee-ai, ee-ai...

[Slim hits the Willies]

The Willie Brothers: [groaning] Ohhhh.