Abi Quotes in What We Did on Our Holiday (2014)

Jess: Then the policemen comes.

Abi: That was just a misunderstanding, sweetheart.

Doug: Sometimes when grown-ups discuss things very loudly, people will get the wrong ideas

Mickey McLeod: He let me play with his taser.

Doug: Well, he didn't let ya

Mickey McLeod: He didn't say I couldn't.

Jess: Does electricity feel nice, daddy?

Doug: No, not nice.

Abi: For your information, Leon is my new boss. The man I'm screwing is called Wallace.

Doug: Wallace? Do the kids know?

Abi: I'll tell 'em when it's time.

Doug: Does he have a dog called Gromit?

Abi: [Abi is standing in the restaurant naked, breasts on full display, holding a wine glass] Today is my birthday. I'm 25.

[Suzie is telling Abi "get dressed"]

Abi: I guess none of you know that I trained as an actor for three years

[Suzie is whispering for Alice and Rita to come out. They do and see Abi nude from behind]

Abi: . I've had enough. But those creative, giddy Lee Strasberg days are but a distant memory. Now I can't even afford my flight home. I have a huge debt. I've just had my electricity disconnected. My Visa bill is at 17.9% interest. I have been a waitress for 10 years now, and the only job that I've been offered recently is in porn. So what I really wanted to ask all of you is if anyone has any tips on how I might change my life. I would really appreciate hearing them. Perhaps you didn't hear me. But as one miserably failed human being to a bunch of probably enormously successful ones- which you must be if you can afford to eat in this overpriced, rat-infested shithole - I'm merely asking what the fuck am I meant to do with my life.

[from outside the caravan the next morning]

Ashley: [yells] Brett! Brett!

Ryan: [groans] Oh my fucking... gosh.

Ashley: Brett!

[Ryan walks outside the caravan]

Ryan: Ashley.

Ashley: Brett!

Ryan: Ashley, honey. Do me a favour, shut the fuck up!

Ashley: I can't find Brett.

Ryan: It's way too early for this.

Abi: What'd you mean you can't find Brett?

Ashley: I woke up this morning and the door was open and I can't find Brett

Ryan: Is he taking a shit.

[Abi laughs]

Ashley: [yells] Brett!

Ryan: Oh my God.

Abi: Stop yelling!

Ryan: Make her stop!

Ashley: Move! We need to go, we need to go find him!

Ryan: [impersonates Ashley] We need to go, we need to go find him!

Abi: He's probably at the campsite.

Ashley: Then let's go!

Ryan: [impersonates Ashley] Then let's go!

Ashley: Shut up!

Ryan: [impersonates Ashley] Shut up!