Zukovsky Quotes in The World Is Not Enough (1999)

James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King?

Zukovsky: I thought it was *you* who was giving her the business.

[Zukovzky fixes the "Zukovsky's Finest" logo on his office door]

Zukovsky: There's nothing in this place straight.

[Zukovsky opens the door and is shocked to see Christmas sitting on a couch in his office]

Zukovsky: Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?

[the office door moves back, and Bond appears holding a guy at gunpoint]

Zukovsky: Can't you just say a hello, like a normal person.

James Bond: [to guy] Get lost.

[the guy heads moves towards the door, and Bond grabs him by the shirt collar]

James Bond: [to guy] No, no, no, no, no. Down the back!

[to Zukovsky]

James Bond: What's your business with Elektra King?

Zukovsky: I thought you were the one giving her the business.

[Bond points his gun at Zukovsky and walks towards him. Zukovsky walks backwards towards the wall]

James Bond: She drops a million dollars in your casino and you don't even blink an eye! What's she paying you off for?

Zukovsky: [to Chistmas] You know, if I were you, a relationship with a man like that, I wouldn't bet on it.

[Bond tackles Zukovsky and shoves him back into a wall-mounted shelf full of caviar. At that moment, the sound of helicopters surround the skies over the caviar factory]

Zukovsky: Five thousand dollars of Beluga, ruined!

James Bond: That's nothing compared to what a twenty megaton nuclear bomb can do!

Zukovsky: What are you talking about?

Dr. Christmas Jones: We had a nuclear bomb stolen this morning!

James Bond: Renard and Elektra King are working together!

Zukovsky: I didn't know!

James Bond: Well what do you know?

[Bull is shot to see Zukovsky survived the explosion at the safehouse]

Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you!

Zukovsky: Me too!

[Shoots Bull]

Zukovsky: I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.

Zukovsky: [sees captain hat] Bring it to me!

Elektra King: [takes hat] What a shame, he's just gone.

[Shoots Zukovsky]

Zukovsky: Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls.

[the factory falls apart]

Zukovsky: The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!

Zukovsky: Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?

[Zukovsky enters his office, sees Christmas Jones]

Zukovsky: How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.

[Bond finds Zukovsky, Bull, and two women in the casino office]

Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.

[Bull gives each woman an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave]

Zukovsky: Make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?

Bull: I'll see you later, Mr. Bond.

[Bond sees that Bull has a mouthful of gold teeth]

Bond: I see you put your money where your mouth is.

Zukovsky: Mr. Bullion does not trust banks.

Zukovsky: Bond! James Bond! Meet Nina and Verushka.

James Bond: Loose the girls, Valentin. We need to talk.

Zukovsky: So, what's it to be? Vingt et un? Blackjack? You're father's favorite?

Elektra King: Let's keep it simple. One card. High draw. A million dollars.

Zukovsky: [to Bull] You! Where have you been, you gold encrusted buffoon?

Bull: Sorry, boss, I must have bumped my head.

Zukovsky: Oh, really? Get me out of here. I'll show you what a bumped head feels like.