Zuba Quotes in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Zuba: Love transcends all boundaries. We are here to celebrate such a love. Do you two take each other for better or worse?

Skipper: For better, please.

Makunga: Look at it this way. After I defeat you and take your place as alpha lion, you'll have that much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.

Zuba: Before I kick your butt again, tell me why you want to be alpha lion?

Makunga: I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceitfully smart, and I want everyone to do what I say.

Zuba: Good luck, Alakay.

Alex: Were we come from, we say "break a leg".

Zuba: That's my boy!

Zuba: Alakay, look out!

Alex: [Fighting Teetsi] No, dad! It's 'Hop, Shuffle,Ball Change, Hip Swish, Turn Around!'!

[Gets sucker punched in the face by Teetsi]

Mom: You going to mope like this all day?

Zuba: Hmph.

Mom: Don't hmph me. Listen, Zuba. A miracle happened. Our son came back to us. How is that not good enough for you?

Zuba: What are you saying, woman?

Mom: We lost him once, Zuba. Let's not lose him again.

Alex: Did I... did I win?

Zuba: Oh. No, son. I mean how could this happen? You told us you were a king. And a king does not get beat.

Alex: Well, I am a king. I'm the... I'm the King of New York. It's-it's my stage name. I'm like, you know, it's- for when I perform.

Zuba: Perform?

Zuba: What's going on here? What's all this hubbub?

Elephant: They say their from off the reserve.

Zuba: That's impossible. Only people come from off the reserve.

Alex: You look familiar. Do I know you from...?

Zuba: How could you possibly survive the hunters?

Gloria: Hunters? We didn't... I mean we see any hunters.

Zuba: What are you looking at?

Alex: Me? Nothing.

Zuba: This watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feed. So just skedaddle back to wherever you came from.

Alex: Ok. Well, is there maybe a manager that I can talk to?

Zuba: Oh. I see. You're here to challenge me!

Alex: What? No! No. No.

Zuba: Well, that's what it started to look like to me!

Mom: Zuba! Wait.

Zuba: Doggone, woman. I'm trying to take care of my business...

Mom: Yeah, yeah, Zuba. Hold on. Alakay? Is that you?

[grabs Alex's paw]

Alex: No it's Alex. Ix like New York Knicks.

Mom: [stunned by the birthmark] Zuba, look!

Alex: [Zuba looks at the birthmark] Oh. I've always had that. The vet checked it out. It's really... it's kind of a beauty spot, really.

Zuba: [Looking at Alex's birthmark] A mark.

Alex: All right, this is a little weird.

Zuba: Honey, he's come home.

Alex: What?

Zuba: [shows his birthmark] You've come home.

Alex: [as he looks at both birthmarls] Whoa.

Zuba: Son.

[pause]

Alex: Dad.

[Zuba nods]

Alex: Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad! Mom and Dad! It's my Mom and Dad! I got a mom and dad!

[they form a group hug]

Mom: Our baby's alive!

Marty: Dad!

Mom: [pulls out small fabric blanket] You used to call this foofie.

Alex: Foofie?

[takes a whiff]

Alex: Foofie.

Zuba: Oh. He doesn't want that thing.

Alex: [Zuba tempts to take it from Alex but he pulls back like tug a war] This is my foofie!

[pause]

Mom: Zuba, you better give him his foofie.