Zorro Quotes in The Legend of Zorro (2005)

Elena: When I said we were never meant to be together... I meant it.

Zorro: Finally, we agree on something!

[they kiss]

Zorro: Why are you still wearing his necklace?

Elena: I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.

Zorro: I thought you didn't care about things like that.

Elena: I lied. Every woman loves pearls.

Zorro: Well, now you have them, *princess*.

Frey Felipe: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach.

Zorro: Maybe you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother.

[De La Vega defeats a roomfull of guards after Joaquin breaks him out of his cell]

Joaquin: Where did you learn to do that?

Zorro: Prison changes a man.

Zorro: [to his horse who only understands commands in Spanish] We must work on your English.

Zorro: What are you doing in a bar?

Joaquin: What are you doing in jail?

Zorro: I asked you first!

Zorro: Joaquin.

Joaquin: Papi.

Zorro: [has just gotten out of bed and realizes he is naked] What happened to my clothes?

Lupe: I removed them last night so you wouldn't catch pneumonia.

Zorro: You removed them?

Lupe: After you came back from the cantina you went for a swim.

Zorro: In my clothes?

Lupe: Sí, señor.

Zorro: This hotel doesn't have a pool...

Lupe: We have a fountain.

Zorro: Ah... Well, thank you, Lupe. Perhaps you just can... turn around, eh?

Frey Felipe: Don't bother coming to confession because I'll never forgive you.

Zorro: You blackmail my soul, eh?

Frey Felipe: Hell yes.

Frey Felipe: Do you want her back?

Zorro: Of course I want her back.

Frey Felipe: And will you take him back?

Elena: If I must.

Elena: [looking at the ground] We were never meant to be together.

Zorro: [seeing that she can't look him in the eyes] You don't love him.

Zorro: [Elena looks up, suprised] After ten years of marriage, you cannot hide the truth from me.

Zorro: Elena... My family is my life.

Zorro: [after making a "Z" mark on Armand] So the devil will know who sent you.

Zorro: [drunk] Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind...

Elena: Now keep your promise and go!

Zorro: You cheated so I take it back!

Elena: Follow me!

Zorro: Always.

Zorro: [to Joachin] But I don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail, alright? Without having permission from me, of course.

Zorro: No matter where you go Armand... the world isn't big enough to hide from me.

Jacob McGivens: You're one blind Mexican. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.

Zorro: Neither do you.

Esteban: [to guards] Remember, he is cunning, he is crafty. He's not just going to walk in here and say 'Here I am!'

Zorro: Here I am!

Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?

Zorro: Is yours as dull as your wit?

Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?

Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

Zorro: You recognize that famous sign, eh?

Old Man: Oh, yes, Señor. It is the number 2.

Zorro: That is a not a 2! It is a Z!

Old Man: Oh, if you say so, Señor. But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a Two.

Zorro: *I* say it is a *Z* - For El Zorro!

Old Man: [kisses his boot] Zorro! Oh, thank God you're back!

Zorro: Spread the news, that he is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat... er, the "featless."

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: [Zorro about to be executed in her place] I have only one regret... that you will not live to see the glorious revolution that you have brought about...

Zorro: [to himself] Why doesn't she say something like, I will love you forever? When's she going to say that?

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I will love you forever!

[Zorro has backed the evil soldier Garcia against a tree, and carved a 'Z' in the tree trunk above his head]

Zorro: Does that not strike terror in your heart?

Garcia: No, Señor. B-but I'm new to the region!

Zorro: You do not recognize and fear the sign, the mark... of El Zorro?

Garcia: [lifts up his eyepatch to look at it] I love it!

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?

Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.

Zorro: I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie.

[Diego is apathetically wooing the woman his father commanded him to marry]

Zorro: I have a servant - a wonder at the guitar. Tonight I shall order him to come out and play beneath your window.

Lolita Pulido: I have a maid - passionately fond of music!

[Zorro is passionately wooing Lolita]

Zorro: If this could be - The high Sierras I would level to your feet - The wild waves on Capistrano's shore should pay you homage - I'd make the desert a million roses yield - - to die in shame before your beauty- If this could be!

Lolita Pulido: Why do wear a mask?

Zorro: Perhaps to hide the features of a De Bergerac.

Zorro: Once, in a garden I saw a beautiful rose - I sought to pluck it - quickly. It stung me - Then - - slowly - - cautiously - I reached for it - - and the rose was mine!

Lolita Pulido: Indeed! Then I'm but another rose?

Zorro: An, no señorita. You are too wonderful! I dare not even hope.

Zorro: I give you a safe rule, good landlady. Never do anything on an empty stomach - but eat!

Zorro: Justice for all! Punishment for the oppressors of the helpless - from the governor down.

Lolita Pulido: Your swordsmanship? Where did you learn the blade?

Zorro: In Spain, señorita, where there are no eyes like yours.

Zorro: Oh, such lips! Turn not away. Your face is heaven - all else is blackness!

Lolita Pulido: I - give you - freely - the kiss he would have taken.

[Kiss]

Lolita Pulido: I fear for your safety, señor.

Zorro: Fear not - their wits are as slow as their blades. The weapons you use pierce deep, señorita.

Zorro: You idlers! You wasters! You fashion-plates! You sit and sip your wine while the naked back of an unprotesting soldier of Christ is lashed with the whip!

Zorro: The heaven-kissed hills of your native California swarm with the sentinels of oppression! Are your pulses dead? Thank God, mine is not - and I pledge you my blood's as noble as the best!

Zorro: No force that tyranny could bring would dare oppose us - once united. Our country's out of joint. It is for us caballeros, and us alone, to set it right!

Zorro: Justice for all!

Zorro: You trust me, Señorita?

Lolita Pulido: To love is to trust, señor.

Zorro: Well met, father.

The Priest: God's blessing on the meeting.

[Zorro cries at the bar after his girls explode in front of him]

Zorro: They didn't leave. They didn't go nowhere. They just blew up.

Zorro's Customer: Blew up?

Zorro: Fucking exploded! One minute, they're my bitches. The next, they're pieces all over.

Zorro's Customer: When a Mayor loses his hos, he loses everything.

Zorro: [after seeing Johnny Five] I know what it is... it's a... it's a Mitsubishi