Zorro Quotes in The Legend of Zorro (2005)
Elena: When I said we were never meant to be together... I meant it.
Zorro: Finally, we agree on something!
Zorro: Why are you still wearing his necklace?
Elena: I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
Zorro: I thought you didn't care about things like that.
Elena: I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Zorro: Well, now you have them, *princess*.
Frey Felipe: Maybe you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach.
Zorro: Maybe you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother.
[De La Vega defeats a roomfull of guards after Joaquin breaks him out of his cell]
Joaquin: Where did you learn to do that?
Zorro: Prison changes a man.
Zorro: [to his horse who only understands commands in Spanish] We must work on your English.
Zorro: What are you doing in a bar?
Joaquin: What are you doing in jail?
Zorro: I asked you first!
Zorro: [has just gotten out of bed and realizes he is naked] What happened to my clothes?
Lupe: I removed them last night so you wouldn't catch pneumonia.
Zorro: You removed them?
Lupe: After you came back from the cantina you went for a swim.
Zorro: In my clothes?
Lupe: Sí, señor.
Zorro: This hotel doesn't have a pool...
Lupe: We have a fountain.
Zorro: Ah... Well, thank you, Lupe. Perhaps you just can... turn around, eh?
Frey Felipe: Don't bother coming to confession because I'll never forgive you.
Zorro: You blackmail my soul, eh?
Frey Felipe: Hell yes.
Frey Felipe: Do you want her back?
Zorro: Of course I want her back.
Frey Felipe: And will you take him back?
Elena: If I must.
Elena: [looking at the ground] We were never meant to be together.
Zorro: [seeing that she can't look him in the eyes] You don't love him.
Zorro: [Elena looks up, suprised] After ten years of marriage, you cannot hide the truth from me.
Zorro: Elena... My family is my life.
Zorro: [after making a "Z" mark on Armand] So the devil will know who sent you.
Zorro: [drunk] Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind...
Elena: Now keep your promise and go!
Zorro: You cheated so I take it back!
Elena: Follow me!
Zorro: [to Joachin] But I don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail, alright? Without having permission from me, of course.
Zorro: No matter where you go Armand... the world isn't big enough to hide from me.
Jacob McGivens: You're one blind Mexican. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Zorro: Neither do you.
Esteban: [to guards] Remember, he is cunning, he is crafty. He's not just going to walk in here and say 'Here I am!'
Zorro: Here I am!
Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?
Zorro: Is yours as dull as your wit?
Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.
Zorro: You recognize that famous sign, eh?
Old Man: Oh, yes, Señor. It is the number 2.
Zorro: That is a not a 2! It is a Z!
Old Man: Oh, if you say so, Señor. But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a Two.
Zorro: *I* say it is a *Z* - For El Zorro!
Old Man: [kisses his boot] Zorro! Oh, thank God you're back!
Zorro: Spread the news, that he is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat... er, the "featless."
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: [Zorro about to be executed in her place] I have only one regret... that you will not live to see the glorious revolution that you have brought about...
Zorro: [to himself] Why doesn't she say something like, I will love you forever? When's she going to say that?
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I will love you forever!
[Zorro has backed the evil soldier Garcia against a tree, and carved a 'Z' in the tree trunk above his head]
Zorro: Does that not strike terror in your heart?
Garcia: No, Señor. B-but I'm new to the region!
Zorro: You do not recognize and fear the sign, the mark... of El Zorro?
Garcia: [lifts up his eyepatch to look at it] I love it!
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.
Zorro: I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie.
[Diego is apathetically wooing the woman his father commanded him to marry]
Zorro: I have a servant - a wonder at the guitar. Tonight I shall order him to come out and play beneath your window.
Lolita Pulido: I have a maid - passionately fond of music!
[Zorro is passionately wooing Lolita]
Zorro: If this could be - The high Sierras I would level to your feet - The wild waves on Capistrano's shore should pay you homage - I'd make the desert a million roses yield - - to die in shame before your beauty- If this could be!
Lolita Pulido: Why do wear a mask?
Zorro: Perhaps to hide the features of a De Bergerac.
Zorro: Once, in a garden I saw a beautiful rose - I sought to pluck it - quickly. It stung me - Then - - slowly - - cautiously - I reached for it - - and the rose was mine!
Lolita Pulido: Indeed! Then I'm but another rose?
Zorro: An, no señorita. You are too wonderful! I dare not even hope.
Zorro: I give you a safe rule, good landlady. Never do anything on an empty stomach - but eat!
Zorro: Justice for all! Punishment for the oppressors of the helpless - from the governor down.
Lolita Pulido: Your swordsmanship? Where did you learn the blade?
Zorro: In Spain, señorita, where there are no eyes like yours.
Zorro: Oh, such lips! Turn not away. Your face is heaven - all else is blackness!
Lolita Pulido: I - give you - freely - the kiss he would have taken.
Lolita Pulido: I fear for your safety, señor.
Zorro: Fear not - their wits are as slow as their blades. The weapons you use pierce deep, señorita.
Zorro: You idlers! You wasters! You fashion-plates! You sit and sip your wine while the naked back of an unprotesting soldier of Christ is lashed with the whip!
Zorro: The heaven-kissed hills of your native California swarm with the sentinels of oppression! Are your pulses dead? Thank God, mine is not - and I pledge you my blood's as noble as the best!
Zorro: No force that tyranny could bring would dare oppose us - once united. Our country's out of joint. It is for us caballeros, and us alone, to set it right!
Zorro: Justice for all!
Zorro: You trust me, Señorita?
Lolita Pulido: To love is to trust, señor.
Zorro: Well met, father.
The Priest: God's blessing on the meeting.
[Zorro cries at the bar after his girls explode in front of him]
Zorro: They didn't leave. They didn't go nowhere. They just blew up.
Zorro's Customer: Blew up?
Zorro: Fucking exploded! One minute, they're my bitches. The next, they're pieces all over.
Zorro's Customer: When a Mayor loses his hos, he loses everything.
Zorro: [after seeing Johnny Five] I know what it is... it's a... it's a Mitsubishi
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