Zookeeper Quotes in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

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Zookeeper Quotes:

  • Borat: What kind of dog is this?

    Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.

    Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?

    Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.

  • Irena Dubrovna: He's beautiful.

    Zookeeper: No, he ain't beautiful. He's an evil critter, ma'am. You read in your Bible. Revelations. Where the book's talkin' about the worst beast of 'em all. It says, "And the beast which I saw, was like unto a leopard."

    Irena Dubrovna: Like unto a leopard.

    Zookeeper: Yes, ma'am. Like a leopard, but not a leopard.

  • [last lines]

    [Elgin is at the zoo by himself looking at the camel in the pen as it snows lightly and as a zoo worker passes by]

    Zookeeper: Sure get your money's worth.

    Elgin Smith: Oh, yeah. I guess I am. Do you happen to know where Bactria is?

    Zookeeper: Asia, I think.

    Elgin Smith: Asia.

    Zookeeper: Uh-huh.

    Elgin Smith: Does it snow there?

    Zookeeper: Maybe. Sure snows here.

    Elgin Smith: Yeah.

    Zookeeper: [about the camels in the snow] They seem to adapt.

    Elgin Smith: Yeah, I guess they do.

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