Zooey Quotes in I Love You, Man (2009)
Peter Klaven: So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And - come here - also I'm planning this neighborhoody, kind of dining and retail area in the central square. You know I even had this thought that you, Denise, and Haley could open up a second location for your store...
Zooey: Really? Because Denise keeps talking about wanting to open up another branch.
Peter Klaven: Well it would be great. I I look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away. But once I sell the Ferrigno Estate I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it, and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara...
Zooey: What are you talking about, what reception?
Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter Klaven: Oh come on!
Peter Klaven: Hey Tevin.
Tevin Downey: Hey man.
Peter Klaven: What's so funny?
Tevin Downey: One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
Peter Klaven: Ha ha, what's that?
Tevin Downey: It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.
Peter Klaven: Ohh...
Tevin Downey: Check it out. How sick is that?
Peter Klaven: It's very, that's very sick.
Tevin Downey: So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!
Peter Klaven: Hello fiance.
Zooey: Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.
Peter Klaven: Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news
Zooey: Great! I gotta go, love you.
Peter Klaven: Love you too.
Tevin Downey: Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.
Peter Klaven: No I don't want it.
Tevin Downey: You got it.
Peter Klaven: Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on
Tevin Downey: She got a bush like a porcupine!
Peter Klaven: I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.
Zooey: You can't just order a taxi and leave school whenever you want!
Eli: Well how do you expect me to get around? Have you been on a London bus recently? A taxi is really the quickest and most efficient way.
Zooey: Hey, so I was thinking maybe we should go shopping and get you some new clothes so you don't have to dress up every day.
Eli: I don't dress up because I have to. A man should look his best at all times.
Zooey: Quite right. Just in case you want to dress more casually.
Eli: I appreciate the gesture.
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