Zombie Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)


Zombie Quotes:

  • Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

    Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

    Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.

    Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.

    Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".

    Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

    [the Bad-Anon members gasp]

    Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

    M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?

    Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

    Zombie: Yes.

    Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

    Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

    Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.

    ClydeSaitineCyborgM. BisonZombieZangiefBad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.

  • Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

    [Bad-Anon members applaud]

    Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.

    Wreck-It Ralph: Really?

    Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.

    Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zangief.

    Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.

    [Bad-Anon members agree]

    Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.

    Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!

    Wreck-It RalphBad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.

    Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.

    Cyborg: Yeah!

    [Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]

    Cyborg: Inside here!

  • Zombie: Whoa, Marco, it's OK. He's with me...

    Zombie: Is that supposed to mean something to me slag? The only reason I even put up with you is because Desmona chose you as her little suck puppet

  • Zombie: So you implore the help of your drug addict loser friend, and a bunch of goth circus freaks who don't even like you? Solid plan man, solid plan... You ever think about running for president?

  • Zombie: Send... more... paramedics.

  • Zombie: Send more cops!


  • [May is hiding two dead bodies in a cooler]

    Zombie: [dressed as a zombie cheerleader] Sweet costume! Hey, you got any cold ones in there?

    May: Yes, I do.

  • zombie: Can I use your bathroom? Quick crap.

    Black Guy: [chases him off with tire iron] You ain't using MY bathroom, motherfucker!

  • Harri: [Zombie leaves taxi] Zombie!

    Zombie: [Shakes head without saying anything]

    Harri: [in english to the taxi driver] Let's go. He's never coming back.

    [Solitude by Black Sabbath begins to play]

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