Zombie Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.
Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.
Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".
Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.
[the Bad-Anon members gasp]
Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?
Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.
Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.
Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.
Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
[Bad-Anon members applaud]
Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Really?
Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.
Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zangief.
Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.
[Bad-Anon members agree]
Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.
Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!
Wreck-It Ralph, Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.
Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.
[Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]
Cyborg: Inside here!
Zombie: Whoa, Marco, it's OK. He's with me...
Zombie: Is that supposed to mean something to me slag? The only reason I even put up with you is because Desmona chose you as her little suck puppet
Zombie: So you implore the help of your drug addict loser friend, and a bunch of goth circus freaks who don't even like you? Solid plan man, solid plan... You ever think about running for president?
Zombie: Send... more... paramedics.
Zombie: Send more cops!
[May is hiding two dead bodies in a cooler]
Zombie: [dressed as a zombie cheerleader] Sweet costume! Hey, you got any cold ones in there?
May: Yes, I do.
zombie: Can I use your bathroom? Quick crap.
Black Guy: [chases him off with tire iron] You ain't using MY bathroom, motherfucker!
Harri: [Zombie leaves taxi] Zombie!
Zombie: [Shakes head without saying anything]
Harri: [in english to the taxi driver] Let's go. He's never coming back.
[Solitude by Black Sabbath begins to play]
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