Zoltan Quotes in Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Zoltan: We'll travel through space... with cool aliens who LIKE us!
Zoltan: You gotta activate the...
Space Nerds: Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam!
Mr. Pizzacoli: They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL!
Chester: Hurry, activate it, dude!
[a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"]
Chester: I think that's it, dude.
Jesse: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Zoltan: Quick! To my parents' minivan!
Zoltan: [stabbing a knife into a watermelon] The knife in the back.
[Grabs a mallet]
Zoltan: The sound of the human head smashing.
[Smashes the watermelon and pauses]
Zoltan: Hmmm... something is not quite right.
Morgana: Try honeydew.
Zoltan: Good idea!
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