Zeppo Quotes in Monkey Business (1931)

Zeppo: Everybody seems to be having nearly as much fun as I am.

Alky Briggs: Okay, he's in there. When he comes out, plug him.

Zeppo: What do we plug him with?

Alky Briggs: [referring to guns] Didn't I give you two "gats"?

Groucho: We had to drown the "gats", but we saved you a little black "gitten".

Lucille: So, here you are! Loafing around with these tramps!

Alky Briggs: I tell ya, I come down to see Joe Helton.

Zeppo: Don't you think we better go?

Groucho: What? And leave this woman here alone with her husband? Suppose her sweetheart came in?

Zeppo: Hey, do you know who's on this boat? Maurice Chevalier the movie actor. I just ran into him.

Groucho: Did you hurt him?

Chico: How do you know it was Chevalier?

Zeppo: I got his passport. Right there.

Groucho: Now, he can't get off the boat.

Chico: [Pointing to Harpo] Hey, he looks like Chevalier. I can look like Chevalier.

Groucho: I certainly look like Chevalier.

Zeppo: But, that's not enough. You gotta sing one of Chevalier's songs to get off this boat.

[singing]

Zeppo: "If a nightingale, could sing like you, they'd sing much better than you do..."

Groucho: Outstanding. You sing like that and they'll throw us all off the boat.