Zeph Quotes in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)


Zeph Quotes:

  • Zeph: Where the hell are going?

    Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.

    Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?

    Pike: Seen Benny lately?

    Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?

    Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.

    Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?

    Pike: Run.

  • Zeph: Why do you call daddy "Farmer?" Doesn't he have a name?

    Solana: Your father believes people become what they do.

  • Solana: [At dinner] Norick, this is a pleasant surprise. You should stop by more often.

    Norick: Well, I figured Farmer saw enough of this and thought he could use a little break.

    Zeph: Norick thinks father should give up farming and join the king's army.

    [Solana gasps]

    Norick: Now hold on Zeph, I didn't say that exactly!

    Zeph: He says that the soldiers make alot of money.

    Solana: [to Farmer] Now you are not considering this, are you?

    Farmer Daimon: You're my family! I would never leave you. Does that answer your question, Norick?

    Norick: Well, we were just talking, thank you very much, just talking.

    Farmer Daimon: Everyone has their talents. "Just talking" seems to be yours.

    [Zeph chuckles]

    Norick: [to Zeph] Just ratting on his friend seems to be YOURS!


    Norick: Now give me the chicken.

    Solana: [laughing] Don't give him the chicken.

    Norick: Give me the chicken!

    [Holds chicken making chomping noises]

    Norick: Arf! Arf! Arf!

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