Zantoro Quotes in Hell of the Living Dead (1980)

Zantoro: [as everyone is repeatedly shooting the zombies in the chest rather than in the head] Cut it out! Stop wasting your damn bullets, you jerks! You need to hit their heads! I told you! See, like this!

[shoots a zombie in the head]

Zantoro: Just keep calm, kiddies...

[camera zooms in dramatically on Zantoro]

Zantoro: Because I'm one baby they're not bitin'. I know how to deal with 'em!

Zantoro: [Osbourn is about to shoot a zombie] No, hold it! That's not polite... I get the first shot!

[shoots zombie]

Zantoro: [the swat team is in a native graveyard] Hey, Vincent! What happened to all those cute little wild naked native girls you promised us?

Vincent: There's one right in front of ya, look!

[gestures at corpse]

Vincent: She may not look like much to you, but in bed, she's out of this world!

Zantoro: No thanks. I kinda prefer my girls more meaty. You take her.

Zantoro: [after shooting the zombies in the chest repeatingly] Woo, these mothers have got more lives than a cat!

[taunting several zombies]

Zantoro: Shit-faced bastards! Lousy bunch of TURDS! Brainless monkies! Ha, ha, you can't catch me! Get back to your graves! Come on! This way! I'm waiting for ya!

[to a zombie]

Zantoro: Hey you. What are you staring at? Are you hungry? Ah, I get it. You want a little bite outta me. Sure, why not? What meat do you like? Drumstick... or wing?

[Zombies start to grab Zantoro's arm]

Zantoro: Oh! Oh, yeah, that's great! A wing, eh? Well suck this!

[shoots at the zombies]

Zantoro: [to the zombies] What's the matter? Dissapointed? Sorry, boys! I guess I'm not on the menu after all! Ha, ha, ha, don't let it worry ya! I figure we'll all meet again... in hell!

Zantoro: [the two reporters and commandos find Osbourn's tutu-clad corpse being eaten by zombies, lying on the ground] Oh NO!

Lt. Mike London: [revolted] My god...

Zantoro: Bastards! Filthy jackals! Look at them, look at THAT! They're eatin' him like PIGS! Goddamned rotten ghouls!