Zak Quotes in Flood (2007)
Zak: Bloody hell, it's a proper mission getting down here, isn't it?
Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!
[opens his eyes]
Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.
[sees that no one is listening]
Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.
Zak: I do you, bat-man.
Batty Koda: You sure?
Zak: I'm positive.
Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.
Zak: Are you sure?
Batty Koda: I'm positive...
[as Zak laughs]
Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!
Crysta: But how can you live without trees?
Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
Zak: We have air.
Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.
[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]
Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!
Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!
Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!
Crysta: What are you doing?
Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...
Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.
[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]
Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?
Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?
Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.
Crysta: Are you okay?
Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!
Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.
Zak: You what?
Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.
Zak: You... you shrank me?
Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?
Zak: Am I dead?
Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!
Ralph: [sees Zak sliding on the windshield] Hey, Tone, there's a little man on the windshield here.
Zak: TONY, RALPH, IT'S ME, ZAK!
Ralph: [suddenly recognizes him] Hey, Tone!
Hexxus: KEEP IT MOVING, BOY!
Ralph, Tony: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Crysta: Will you both just calm down?
Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!
Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!
Crysta: [after Zak lights a match, gasps] What is it?
Zak: It's fire.
Crysta: [curiously] That's fire?
[Crysta touches it until]
Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?
Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?
Crysta: What's a job?
Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?
Crysta: Help things grow.
Zak: Really? That sounds cool.
Crysta: No, usually it's warm.
Zak: No, cool means it's hot.
Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...
Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.
Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.
Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?
Zak: That's right! We're communicating.
Zak: Buzz off? I'm not buzzing anywhere. Now unshrink me, and I mean now.
Crysta: Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.
Zak: "Take a bash"?
Crysta: Actually, I'm just sort of learning.
Zak: Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, okay, come on! Bash away!
Zak: What are you supposed to be, some kind of fairy?
Crysta: Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?
Zak: Last time I checked.
Crysta: What's a machine?
Zak: It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.
Crysta: That's terrible!
Zak: Only if you live in a tree.
Crysta: I *do* live in a tree!
Ralph: What happened here?
[they see the entire forest almost empty with tree stumps, Zak smiles and plants a seed remembering what Crysta told him]
Zak: I will remember.
[Zak leaves with Tony and Ralph]
Zak: [solemnly] Guys, things have gotta change.
Pips: Hey, what's going on, Zak?
Zak: Huh? What are you talking about?
Pips: You know exactly what I'm talking about: the forest! You know what's happening, don't you?
Elder: Good idea, ask the human. He may know.
Crysta: [in tears, angry] You lied to me!
Zak: Uh... I... Crysta!
[Crysta flies off in anger]
Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.
[the fairies gasp in shock]
Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.
Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?
Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.
Pips: Why don't you come with me and the boys? We'll give you a taste of real FernGully wildlife? Unless of course you're not up to it.
Zak: I'm up for anything you can dish out, bud.
Zak: We better get outta here!
Zak: Hey Dad, can I have a beer?
Zak's Dad: Oh sure bud. Thanks for asking!
Zak: Next time, we're takin' MY route.
Edison: I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.
Zak: I used to have a night light, used to have a house.
Edison: I got fired.
Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?
Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.
Ty: That's it?
Edison: A case of soda.
Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.
Ollie: Isn't she a smack addict?
Clay: My mum's a smack addict
Zak: My mum's a dinner lady
Zak: If I'm right, it means that whatever gave us our minute wasn't love, it was fate. It means im just here to serve a purpose for you. It means everything is already decided. There's no freedom, no responsibility, and knowledge absolutely does not determine destiny.
Marie: Does it matter?
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