Zak Quotes in Flood (2007)

Zak: Bloody hell, it's a proper mission getting down here, isn't it?

Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!

[opens his eyes]

Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.

[sees that no one is listening]

Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.

Zak: I do you, bat-man.

Batty Koda: You sure?

Zak: I'm positive.

Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty Koda: I'm positive...

[as Zak laughs]

Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!

Crysta: But how can you live without trees?

Zak: Easy.

Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.

Zak: We have air.

Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.

[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]

Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!

Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!

Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!

Crysta: What are you doing?

Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...

Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.

[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]

Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?

Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?

Crysta: Yes!

Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

Crysta: Are you okay?

Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!

Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.

Zak: You what?

Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.

Zak: You... you shrank me?

Crysta: Yeah!

Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?

Zak: Am I dead?

Crysta: No.

Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!

Ralph: [sees Zak sliding on the windshield] Hey, Tone, there's a little man on the windshield here.

Zak: TONY, RALPH, IT'S ME, ZAK!

Ralph: [suddenly recognizes him] Hey, Tone!

Hexxus: KEEP IT MOVING, BOY!

Ralph, Tony: AAAAAAHHHHH!

Crysta: Will you both just calm down?

Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!

Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!

Crysta: [after Zak lights a match, gasps] What is it?

Zak: It's fire.

Crysta: [curiously] That's fire?

[Crysta touches it until]

Crysta: OW!

Zak: Careful!

Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?

Crysta: Do?

Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?

Crysta: What's a job?

Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?

Crysta: Help things grow.

Zak: Really? That sounds cool.

Crysta: No, usually it's warm.

Zak: No, cool means it's hot.

Crysta: What?

Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...

Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.

Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.

Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?

Zak: That's right! We're communicating.

Crysta: Tubular!

Zak: Buzz off? I'm not buzzing anywhere. Now unshrink me, and I mean now.

Crysta: Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.

Zak: "Take a bash"?

Crysta: Actually, I'm just sort of learning.

Zak: Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, okay, come on! Bash away!

Zak: What are you supposed to be, some kind of fairy?

Crysta: Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?

Zak: Last time I checked.

Crysta: What's a machine?

Zak: It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.

Crysta: That's terrible!

Zak: Only if you live in a tree.

Crysta: I *do* live in a tree!

Zak: Oh.

Tony: Zak!

Ralph: What happened here?

[they see the entire forest almost empty with tree stumps, Zak smiles and plants a seed remembering what Crysta told him]

Zak: I will remember.

[Zak leaves with Tony and Ralph]

Zak: [solemnly] Guys, things have gotta change.

Pips: Hey, what's going on, Zak?

Zak: Huh? What are you talking about?

Pips: You know exactly what I'm talking about: the forest! You know what's happening, don't you?

Zak: But...

Elder: Good idea, ask the human. He may know.

Crysta: Crysta?

Crysta: [in tears, angry] You lied to me!

Zak: Uh... I... Crysta!

[Crysta flies off in anger]

Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.

[the fairies gasp in shock]

Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.

Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?

Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.

Pips: Why don't you come with me and the boys? We'll give you a taste of real FernGully wildlife? Unless of course you're not up to it.

Zak: I'm up for anything you can dish out, bud.

Zak: We better get outta here!

Zak: Hey Dad, can I have a beer?

Zak's Dad: Oh sure bud. Thanks for asking!

Zak: Next time, we're takin' MY route.

Edison: I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.

Zak: I used to have a night light, used to have a house.

Edison: I got fired.

Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?

Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.

Ty: That's it?

Edison: A case of soda.

Zak: Soda?

Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.

Ollie: Isn't she a smack addict?

Macauley: Yeah

Clay: My mum's a smack addict

Zak: My mum's a dinner lady

Zak: If I'm right, it means that whatever gave us our minute wasn't love, it was fate. It means im just here to serve a purpose for you. It means everything is already decided. There's no freedom, no responsibility, and knowledge absolutely does not determine destiny.

Marie: Does it matter?