Zak Quotes in Flood (2007)


Zak Quotes:

  • Zak: Bloody hell, it's a proper mission getting down here, isn't it?

  • Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!

    [opens his eyes]

    Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.

    [sees that no one is listening]

    Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.

    Zak: I do you, bat-man.

    Batty Koda: You sure?

    Zak: I'm positive.

    Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.

    Zak: Are you sure?

    Batty Koda: I'm positive...

    [as Zak laughs]

    Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!

  • Crysta: But how can you live without trees?

    Zak: Easy.

    Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.

    Zak: We have air.

    Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.

  • [Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]

    Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!

    Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!

    Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!

    Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!

    Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!

  • Crysta: What are you doing?

    Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...

    Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.

    [puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]

    Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?

    Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?

    Crysta: Yes!

    Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

  • Crysta: Are you okay?

    Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!

    Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.

    Zak: You what?

    Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.

    Zak: You... you shrank me?

    Crysta: Yeah!

    Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?

  • Zak: Am I dead?

    Crysta: No.

    Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!

  • Ralph: [sees Zak sliding on the windshield] Hey, Tone, there's a little man on the windshield here.


    Ralph: [suddenly recognizes him] Hey, Tone!

    Hexxus: KEEP IT MOVING, BOY!

    RalphTony: AAAAAAHHHHH!

  • Crysta: Will you both just calm down?

    Batty KodaZak: He tried to kill you!

    Batty KodaZak: I did not! You did!

  • Crysta: [after Zak lights a match, gasps] What is it?

    Zak: It's fire.

    Crysta: [curiously] That's fire?

    [Crysta touches it until]

    Crysta: OW!

    Zak: Careful!

  • Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?

    Crysta: Do?

    Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?

    Crysta: What's a job?

    Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?

    Crysta: Help things grow.

    Zak: Really? That sounds cool.

    Crysta: No, usually it's warm.

    Zak: No, cool means it's hot.

    Crysta: What?

    Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...

    Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.

    Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.

    Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?

    Zak: That's right! We're communicating.

    Crysta: Tubular!

  • Zak: Buzz off? I'm not buzzing anywhere. Now unshrink me, and I mean now.

    Crysta: Well, I guess I could take a bash at it.

    Zak: "Take a bash"?

    Crysta: Actually, I'm just sort of learning.

    Zak: Great, I've been shrunk by an amateur. I don't believe this. Okay, okay, come on! Bash away!

  • Zak: What are you supposed to be, some kind of fairy?

    Crysta: Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?

    Zak: Last time I checked.

  • Crysta: What's a machine?

    Zak: It's a... thing. Cutting down trees.

    Crysta: That's terrible!

    Zak: Only if you live in a tree.

    Crysta: I *do* live in a tree!

    Zak: Oh.

  • Tony: Zak!

    Ralph: What happened here?

    [they see the entire forest almost empty with tree stumps, Zak smiles and plants a seed remembering what Crysta told him]

    Zak: I will remember.

    [Zak leaves with Tony and Ralph]

    Zak: [solemnly] Guys, things have gotta change.

  • Pips: Hey, what's going on, Zak?

    Zak: Huh? What are you talking about?

    Pips: You know exactly what I'm talking about: the forest! You know what's happening, don't you?

    Zak: But...

    Elder: Good idea, ask the human. He may know.

    Crysta: Crysta?

    Crysta: [in tears, angry] You lied to me!

    Zak: Uh... I... Crysta!

    [Crysta flies off in anger]

  • Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.

    [the fairies gasp in shock]

    Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.

    Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?

    Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.

  • Pips: Why don't you come with me and the boys? We'll give you a taste of real FernGully wildlife? Unless of course you're not up to it.

    Zak: I'm up for anything you can dish out, bud.

  • Zak: We better get outta here!

  • Zak: Hey Dad, can I have a beer?

    Zak's Dad: Oh sure bud. Thanks for asking!

  • Zak: Next time, we're takin' MY route.

  • Edison: I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.

    Zak: I used to have a night light, used to have a house.

  • Edison: I got fired.

    Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?

    Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.

    Ty: That's it?

    Edison: A case of soda.

    Zak: Soda?

    Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.

  • Ollie: Isn't she a smack addict?

    Macauley: Yeah

    Clay: My mum's a smack addict

    Zak: My mum's a dinner lady

  • Zak: If I'm right, it means that whatever gave us our minute wasn't love, it was fate. It means im just here to serve a purpose for you. It means everything is already decided. There's no freedom, no responsibility, and knowledge absolutely does not determine destiny.

    Marie: Does it matter?

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