Zack Mazursky Quotes in Alpha Dog (2006)

Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?

Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude.

[pause]

Zack Mazursky: Oh, man!

Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this!

Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!

[He starts crying]

Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax!

Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?

Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!

Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys!

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise?

Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right?

Zack Mazursky: You swear?

Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright?

[Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill]

Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk!

Zack Mazursky: All right...

Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...

Juergen Ballenbacher: There's coffee but Destiny got up late so I need you to straighten up the house.

Frankie Ballenbacher: How am I supposed to clean up after your party?

Juergen Ballenbacher: 'Cause I'm hungover like a bitch! Don't argue with me, I'm in no mood. Look, I come home here yesterday and your shit's all over the house!

[Frankie flips him off]

Juergen Ballenbacher: We had a deal, remember? You get a job, you pay rent, or you work here...

Frankie Ballenbacher: All right, FUCK! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

Juergen Ballenbacher: Nice fuckin' mouth!

[Walks out]

Frankie Ballenbacher: [to Zack] Fucking dick!

Zack Mazursky: Hey. Don't worry about it, I'll help you with the work.

Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.

Julie Beckley: That's hot.

Zack Mazursky: It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren

Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.

Zack Mazursky: Marco!

Julie Beckley: Polo!

Zack Mazursky: Marco!

Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo!

[they kiss]

Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that, man.

Keith Stratten: Alright, listen, I'm about to roll us the biggest fucking joint anyone has ever seen. Are you down for that, Zack?

Zack Mazursky: Absolutely.