Zach Cooper Quotes in Goosebumps (2015)

Zach Cooper: She's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath.

Champ: Does she have a friend?

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper: [an army of lawn gnomes start popping out] Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly.

[One lawn gnome throws a knife next to him, then its eyebrows turns angry]

Zach Cooper: Not friendly! Definitely not friendly!

[One lawn gnome jumps and starts to attack R.L. Stine, but Champ smashes it with a frying pan]

[from trailer]

Hannah: [quietly] Did you unlock a book?

R.L. Stine: [worried] Oh, no...

Zach Cooper: I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is.

Hannah: No, don't open it!

[Zach accidentally opens a manuscript which releases the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, the Abominable Snowman touches a light of a ceiling lamp, which stings his finger]

Hannah: [whispering] Nobody make a sound.

[Champ screams in terror which the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena hears him, then he starts to charge at him, but Zach pushes him aside, then the Abominable Snowman breaks out of the house]

[from trailer]

Hannah: So you're the new neighbor?

Zach Cooper: Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way.

Hannah: I'm Hannah.

R.L. Stine: [from behind her] Hannah, get away from the window. Now!

Hannah: I gotta go.

[R.L. Stine appears at the window]

Zach Cooper: Hi! Hey, we're just moving in.

R.L. Stine: [referring to the fence between their two houses] You see that fence?

Zach Cooper: Uh, yes...

R.L. Stine: [sternly] Stay on your side of it.

[Stine leaves the window]

Zach Cooper: You're him aren't you? You're R.L.Stine.

R.L. Stine: R, L, who? I don't know who that is.

Zach Cooper: Oh really? Just as well cause his books suck.

Hannah: What are you doing?

Zach Cooper: I can't decide which I hate more, 'Monster Blood' or 'Go Eat Worms'

Champ: I'm so confused

Zach Cooper: You see the endings coming from a mile away, its like, stop trying to be Stephen King man...

R.L. Stine: [slams on the brakes] Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've sold way more books than him, but no one ever talks about that!

Hannah: So, why'd you move to Madison?

Zach Cooper: Well, my mom said to me: "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" And I said: "Can we *please* move to Madison, Delaware? That'd be my dream."

Hannah: [laughs] Are you always this sarcastic?

Zach Cooper: "Always," that's a strong word. Not always. Usually.

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper: [referring to Hannah's dad] He's a big teddy bear.

Hannah: Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper: Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors.

Hannah: We cannot let the monsters inside.

R.L. Stine: What are you doing here? Go home!

Zach Cooper: No! No, no. Not until you explain what's going on.

R.L. Stine: No, no, no. I can't explain it!

Zach Cooper: We were almost eaten by Frosty the Snowman, which should be impossible, by the way. So try.

R.L. Stine: Okay, look! Where do I begin? When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends. Monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize my neighbourhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day... they actually... became... real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe, but when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.

Champ: I'm allergic to dust mites.

R.L. Stine: What's your point?

Champ: I'm just saying, I have allergies too, so I understand.