Yvonne Quotes in One Chance (2013)


Yvonne Quotes:

  • Yvonne: [to her husband] Oh, do be quiet. They're playing our song, so why don't you stop moaning and start thrusting your pelvis in my general direction.

  • Yvonne: [about her husband] Honestly. If he wasn't such an exquisite lover, I'd have to leave the man.

  • [Repeated exchange]

    Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?

    Shaun: Surviving.

  • [repeated line]

    Yvonne: Oh, my God! Shaun!

  • Yvonne: [Preston showing her money] Oh my gosh will you look at that! Look at all that money! You've got to be careful. Someone could just rip you off.

  • Yvonne: She dumped you, huh?

    Marcus Graham: Yeah.

    Yvonne: [sighs and smiles] I guess I should feel happy, but I don't.

    [smile turns seductive]

    Yvonne: So, you wanna come over for a cup of coffee?

    Marcus Graham: [gives Yvonne a wry look] Not even if Jesus was pouring.

    Yvonne: [gets pissed and makes a chuffing noise] Some motherfuckers don't know a *good thing* when it's standin' in front of 'em! Why don't you just *lift* your black ass over the edge then, fuck ya!

    [storms back in the house]

  • Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off!

  • Yvonne: Where were you last night?

    Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.

    Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?

    Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

  • Yvonne: [Yvonne is drunk] Give me another.

    Rick: Sascha, she's had enough.

    Yvonne: Don't listen to him, Sascha. Fill it up!

    Sascha: Yvonne, I loff you, but he pays me.

  • [at the bar, where Yvonne and a German officer are ordering drinks]

    French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French, to Yvonne] Say, you are French, yet you go out with a German like this!

    Yvonne: [in French] What are you butting in for?

    French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French] I am butting in...

    Yvonne: [in French] It's none of your business!

    [the German officer approaches the Frenchman]

    German Officer with Yvonne: [in English to the French officer] What did you say to her? Would you kindly repeat it to me?

    French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in English] What I said is none of your business.

    German Officer with Yvonne: Then I will make it my business!

    [brief scuffle between German officer and French officer; Yvonne screams at them in French to stop; Rick intervenes and orders them to desist]

    Rick: I don't like disturbances in my place. Either lay off politics or get out!

    [other French officers come forward and forcibly remove the French officer from the club]

    French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French, to German officer] Dirty Boche. Someday we'll have our revenge!

  • Bill Cleg: You want air in those pipes?

    Yvonne: We got air, bad air.

  • Yvonne: What you say your name was? Now don't tell me... Bill. Always been one of my favorites. I had a cat called Bill once.

  • Alice Johnson: What's wrong with me?

    Yvonne: Nothing. You're just a little pregnant.

  • Greta Gibson: The bottom line, Alice, if anybody's trying to hurt you, supernatural or not, they're going to have to go through us first.

    Yvonne: All of us. Right?

    Alice Johnson: That's what I'm afraid of.

  • Mark Gray: [Interrupts Yvonne and Alice's argument and shows them the files under his arm] He found a lot more people before he found us.

    Yvonne: You, too?

    Mark Gray: [Holds up his scarred palm to her] He invited me to his house last night.

  • Yvonne: [to Alice] Just don't ask me to take a Jacuzzi with that guy again.

  • Freddy Krueger: Where are you going, piglet? The party's just starting.

    Alice Johnson: I know exactly what you're up to.

    Freddy Krueger: I thought I was up to... Yvonne!

    [Lifts Yvonne from water, by her hair]

    Yvonne: [Screams and punches Freddy]

  • Yvonne: Girl, what's wrong? Let's see a smile on your face.

    Alice Johnson: I had kind of a long night.

    Yvonne: Dan keeping you up again? Girl, you better put a lock on that window.

    Alice Johnson: The Dan part was nice.

  • Yvonne: He's got an awfully nice speaking voice when he's not pretending to be common.

  • Yvonne: Oooh, it's not the sort of place I could afford to be seen in after I'm famous Brenda. Shouldn't think they've even heard of scampi.

  • Yvonne: I'll go up to Carnaby Street by myself. Find a flat, get a modeling job, then I'll come back and get you.

  • Yvonne: If I'm going to be famous I've got to have smart luggage!

  • Yvonne: I'll just have to tell them I hadn't the facilities available to achieve the new switched-on casual look.

  • [first lines]

    [Yvonne has just completed one of Dr. Rothman's mind-altering visual experiments]

    Dr. Phillip Rothman: How do you feel now?

    Yvonne: Fine... okay.

    Dr. Phillip Rothman: Sure?

    Yvonne: Yeah, I feel... fine.

  • Yvonne: You're so uptight Lawrence

    Mad Larry: It's Larry. Lawrence is the guy who pays the bills

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