Yvonne Quotes in One Chance (2013)
Yvonne: [to her husband] Oh, do be quiet. They're playing our song, so why don't you stop moaning and start thrusting your pelvis in my general direction.
Yvonne: [about her husband] Honestly. If he wasn't such an exquisite lover, I'd have to leave the man.
Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
Yvonne: Oh, my God! Shaun!
Yvonne: [Preston showing her money] Oh my gosh will you look at that! Look at all that money! You've got to be careful. Someone could just rip you off.
Yvonne: She dumped you, huh?
Marcus Graham: Yeah.
Yvonne: [sighs and smiles] I guess I should feel happy, but I don't.
[smile turns seductive]
Yvonne: So, you wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
Marcus Graham: [gives Yvonne a wry look] Not even if Jesus was pouring.
Yvonne: [gets pissed and makes a chuffing noise] Some motherfuckers don't know a *good thing* when it's standin' in front of 'em! Why don't you just *lift* your black ass over the edge then, fuck ya!
[storms back in the house]
Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off!
Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.
Yvonne: [Yvonne is drunk] Give me another.
Rick: Sascha, she's had enough.
Yvonne: Don't listen to him, Sascha. Fill it up!
Sascha: Yvonne, I loff you, but he pays me.
[at the bar, where Yvonne and a German officer are ordering drinks]
French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French, to Yvonne] Say, you are French, yet you go out with a German like this!
Yvonne: [in French] What are you butting in for?
French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French] I am butting in...
Yvonne: [in French] It's none of your business!
[the German officer approaches the Frenchman]
German Officer with Yvonne: [in English to the French officer] What did you say to her? Would you kindly repeat it to me?
French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in English] What I said is none of your business.
German Officer with Yvonne: Then I will make it my business!
[brief scuffle between German officer and French officer; Yvonne screams at them in French to stop; Rick intervenes and orders them to desist]
Rick: I don't like disturbances in my place. Either lay off politics or get out!
[other French officers come forward and forcibly remove the French officer from the club]
French Officer Insulting Yvonne: [in French, to German officer] Dirty Boche. Someday we'll have our revenge!
Bill Cleg: You want air in those pipes?
Yvonne: We got air, bad air.
Yvonne: What you say your name was? Now don't tell me... Bill. Always been one of my favorites. I had a cat called Bill once.
Alice Johnson: What's wrong with me?
Yvonne: Nothing. You're just a little pregnant.
Greta Gibson: The bottom line, Alice, if anybody's trying to hurt you, supernatural or not, they're going to have to go through us first.
Yvonne: All of us. Right?
Alice Johnson: That's what I'm afraid of.
Mark Gray: [Interrupts Yvonne and Alice's argument and shows them the files under his arm] He found a lot more people before he found us.
Yvonne: You, too?
Mark Gray: [Holds up his scarred palm to her] He invited me to his house last night.
Yvonne: [to Alice] Just don't ask me to take a Jacuzzi with that guy again.
Freddy Krueger: Where are you going, piglet? The party's just starting.
Alice Johnson: I know exactly what you're up to.
Freddy Krueger: I thought I was up to... Yvonne!
[Lifts Yvonne from water, by her hair]
Yvonne: [Screams and punches Freddy]
Yvonne: Girl, what's wrong? Let's see a smile on your face.
Alice Johnson: I had kind of a long night.
Yvonne: Dan keeping you up again? Girl, you better put a lock on that window.
Alice Johnson: The Dan part was nice.
Yvonne: He's got an awfully nice speaking voice when he's not pretending to be common.
Yvonne: Oooh, it's not the sort of place I could afford to be seen in after I'm famous Brenda. Shouldn't think they've even heard of scampi.
Yvonne: I'll go up to Carnaby Street by myself. Find a flat, get a modeling job, then I'll come back and get you.
Yvonne: If I'm going to be famous I've got to have smart luggage!
Yvonne: I'll just have to tell them I hadn't the facilities available to achieve the new switched-on casual look.
[Yvonne has just completed one of Dr. Rothman's mind-altering visual experiments]
Dr. Phillip Rothman: How do you feel now?
Yvonne: Fine... okay.
Dr. Phillip Rothman: Sure?
Yvonne: Yeah, I feel... fine.
Yvonne: You're so uptight Lawrence
Mad Larry: It's Larry. Lawrence is the guy who pays the bills
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